Wednesday, September 26, 2007

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so just put that frustration to work.

Refusing to let frustration get the better of her, a German housewife has turned what might be negative energy into an asset.
"I like sex. I like it a lot. But my husband, Guenther, has no appetite for sex anymore and does it about once a year." So Adelheid Kran, 58, from Berlin, took a job in a brothel.
"I saw an ad in the paper looking for mature women and decided to try it. Guenther's not thrilled about it, but I can't hem myself in, just because he's not up for it. And we're actually getting on better now."
Apparently, having a stable (if frustrating) marriage is also an asset in the bordello business. "It's not something I do full time, and I only have sex with the men I like.
"In a job like this, you have to keep a certain standard," she said

Hell hath no fury.
I wore a G-string and high heels in the house, but he did not notice. I could not stand this. I got really mad and I stabbed him."
The 52-year-old woman from Buenos Aires told police that, when her husband continued to ignore her efforts to entice him, she got so frustrated and angry that she stabbed him in the back.
Luckily, his injuries were minor. But it seems the wife was not particularly relieved. According to police, "She did not think she did anything wrong. She kept saying that he was her husband and that he had to fulfill his obligations and that, because he didn't, she had the right to punish him."



It must have been that last drink.
After twice being asked by police to stop copulating and put her clothes back on, a British woman moved along and selected a different location.
Unfortunately, for the third time in 30 minutes, she chose a public place—this time, a floodlit abbey in the middle of town.
"I couldn't wait until I got home," she was quoted as saying. "It's very embarrassing."
It was also very expensive. Not only did the court fine her 50 pounds for offending public decency, but somebody had to foot the tab for the six-hour drinking spree before she met her sex partner in the street.

Get a room.
The arresting officers were shocked. When they started to arrest an Argentinean couple for having sex—stark naked on a park bench in front of the mayor's office, with a crowd of cheering onlookers—the perps asked if they could finish up first.
The couple told police they had an urge to have sex in public and that it was very strong and they couldn't control it. In fact, the woman said she had always fantasized about having sex outside the mayor's office, particularly while politicians were working inside.
That's sticking it to 'em!
The mayor of Bariloche said he was shocked by the spectacle, and the two miscreants were arrested on charges of disrespecting public space and indecent exposure

Survey: Can't get no satisfaction?
The real question is, are we having fun yet?
French men are pretty darn pleased with their sex lives. Americans aren't far behind. But fewer than a third of the women in South Korea are even a little bit happy about about sex with their husbands, even though half of their husbands say they are satisfied in bed.
The survey of 1200 married men and women in four countries—Japan, South Korea, France, and the United States—was conducted by Eli Lilly, the drug company that, with partner ICOS Corporation, markets the anti-impotence drug Cialis.
While South Korean wives are the least satisfied sexually, women everywhere complain of not enough romance. Their husbands, on the other hand, universally complain that they just don't get sex often enough.
Even so, fewer than one in 10 French men admit to having any real complaints about sex, making them the happiest of the four groups.
And of all the men, fewer than one in three Japanese said they would seek help for erectile dysfunction.
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